Geisha, What is "bb"?

Hi guys! 

I was sort of pondering about something today and it dawned on me, If a random non camsite viewing individual came to my blog they might need a little bit of info on one of the most prevalent terms used by customers in the cam world. The "bb". 

Some of you are reading this right now thinking, "Geisha, I know what 'bb' means, I don't care. GO AWAY!" And to that I say, "Okay, FINE. I'll stop peering into your windows at night & whispering 'bb'." But for the rest of you here goes...

- A Brief History of "BB" - 

So a long long time ago, there was this brand new thing called the Internet, and on the internet came Porn (If you don't know what porn is, I can't help you. God rest your soul and get the fuck out of here). And with porn then came camgirls, (I realize this is starting to sound like some sort of  Biblical internet plague, I promise it's not. I mean, It kind of is...but whatever) and with cam girls came the customers. 

"And Geisha said unto the paying customers 'Let my tokens go!'" - Geisha 4:4

Index of  Customer Levels

Level 1 - Polite, Unoffending, Awesome (With or Without Money)

Level 2 - Douche Bags (With or Without Money)

Level 3 - Honey Dickers (No Money)

Level 4 - Foreigners (With or Without Money)

Level 5 - "BB" Guy 

Not all customers are Level 2 morons, douching around the net, making horrible comments about peoples physical appearance. For the most part, they are AWESOME, grade A,  Level 1 perfection. Great people with kind & generous hearts that just have a burning desire to see some tits while talking to a nice girl. 

There are also the well meaning honey dickers, they never have money but just LOVE to tell you how pretty you are and how much you make their dick hard. The first few comments from these customers are nice but honey dickers are a lot like zombies, they wont stop until you hit them with a kill shot, i.e. ban them. Now that might seem harsh, but these guys are just lurking around hoping that you'll be so overwhelmed by their ability to say nice things that you'll show them a boob. Whatever you do, don't give in, if you do they WILL be back for more freebies, they will bring their friends and that's not a legit business plan. 

Next we have foreigners. Now this is not a racial thing, this literally applies to any cam girl in any country dealing with ANY dude that is struggling but failing hard at chatting in her native tongue. It gets frustrating fast as most of us on camera enjoy communicating verbally and would have to actually leave the chat room to google translate whatever the fuck it is these dudes want to talk about. Sorry boys, keep it to a minimum if you can't handle speaking her language. I'm pretty sure google translate can handle "How much for Boobs?" In every language. And TRUST me she'll appreciate not having to wade through the bullshit two years of "Non-Conversational Traditional Yugoslavian" you slept through 10 years ago in community college. 

And for the final generalization, the "BB" guy. Now I'm sure when some of you think of bb, you think of...

BB King

BB Cream

BB Guns

BB Phone

Or my favorite Butterfinger BB's!

Sadly, a "bb" is none of these. I am a "bb", any cam model is a "bb", and this exists because dudes LOVE to one hand type. So any semblance of a name or moniker you might use is diminished into this piss poor excuse for the word babe or baby, which I find to be loathsome things to be called anyway. Like, I have a name, fucking use it or better yet just call me "G". One letter, super simple, no more bb. The worst part of this category is that pretty much any dude from any of the above categories may use "bb", with the general exception of the non-offending Level 1 party described above. And I mean anyone, I guy might speak to you completely normally in public chat, take you private for an expensive PPM (Pay Per Minute) private and straight out of the gate start calling you "bb". And sadly, in a way this term dehumanizes those of us that have to entertain you. 

So, kindly STOP THAT SHIT. Seriously. For realzies. Totally, STAHP. 

We hate the term, we hate you for using it. Even if you just learn the first letter of our name or make up an acceptable nickname for us, we're usually WAY more pleased then when you call us "bb".

Fellow Cam people! Send me your comments in the section below, or even your most hilarious or mortifying "bb" story!